Beer Gallimaufry: Sixtel Love/So 'Boam/Rustico/Flying Dog Musings

St. Jeroboam's Day started clear and warm. 2 OS Brewers made their way to Devines to purchase a sixtel of Yuengling Lager--great for a summer day--and the Brooklyn Pilsner, which started with the characteristic bite ("Oh crap," I remarked to a fellow brewer, "I hope this s**t doesn't end up tasting like Pilsner Urquell") but got better as the keg progressed.

(Yes, we had two lagers, but sometimes you just feel like a lager. And while I'm on the subject, if you can, head over to The Reef at 18th and Columbia NW and grab a cold pint of the North Coast Scrimshaw--perfect after a hard day at the office. The Scrimshaw has the most expressive flavor profile for any pilsner I've ever encountered: blueberries, malt, oats, cream, and more--the kind of thing you'd expect from an expertly brewed IPA or a delicate pale. Really, it's the kind of pilsner that makes you want a pilsner. And I don't mean Czechvar or Bud Light.)

I wasn't a huge sixtel fan before Jeroboam's Day, but consider me a convert. Light enough to carry, able to hold plenty of beer, it's the perfect addition to a backyard BBQ or company picnic. Devines at 14th and Irving has sixtels of the Yuengling and the Brooklyn Pilsner (not in the same class as the aforementioned Scrimshaw, but a formidable domestic pils nonetheless), as well as selections from Oskar Blues, Avery, and other worthy brewhouses.

Ogden Brewers' Day Trip to Rustico

If you haven't gotten to Rustico, you haven't lived. Two OS Brewers and Ray-Ray, another Ogden inhabitant, beer lover, and Mets fan (we forgive you, buddy) made the drive to Alexandria the other day. Our original plan was to attend a dinner hosted by Adam Avery, but instead of the ordering the tickets immediately, the brewers took a detour and scored some PHOnomenal Viet cuisine at Pho14 (Park @14th, NW. Your faithful blogger recommends the #16, a savory medley of steaming broth, paper-thin beef, fluffy noodles, crunchy bean sprouts, and all the accouterments: onion, mint, lime, hoisin, and that staple of SE Asian cuisine, sriracha. Grab a regular--plenty large enough--for only 8 bucks. Seriously. Go now.) Our hunger sated, we PHOned (get it?) Rustico for tix, only to find we'd just missed the last of 'em. Sigh.

Instead of giving up, we made the most of the night by driving down anyway. The dining room was closed to us because of the dinner, but the bar, with its' limited menu, was open. Business was brisk for a weeknight. We grabbed three chairs and dove in.

I'm doing this brew bar a disservice by not giving it a full review. While Sampson snacked happily on deviled eggs (devilishly good), Ray-Ray and I went for the house special: the pizza. I had the standard margherita, Ray-Ray the sausage. Both came piping hot. Ray-Ray reported the sausage to be sweet and smoky. On my pie, the mozzarella was creamily sublime, melted clear into the sauce, which was not too garlicky and peppered with welcome chunks of fresh tomato. The crust was crispy, appropriately garnished with basil. Pairing the 'za with a 't Smisje Plus to moderate the lacticity of the cheese with some punchy hop had this reviewer in Brew Heaven and begging for more (although, with a $13 price tag, this incredible quaff doesn't come cheap.) Other highlights on tap: Southern Tier's Cuvee 2, a dark, complex, malty puzzle with teasing hints of poultry (sounds worse than it tastes) and anise; the Wild Devil, a version of Victory's famous IPA brewed with Brettanomyces; and another 't Smisje beer, the Dubbel, which does its style proud with lovely notes of candied malt, caramel and chocolate. In short: visit Rustico NOW.

Abbreviated Final Review: ****

A 'Boam for Home

HH reported on Friday that the jeroboam of Augustijn Blonde/Pilsner mix would be popped on Sunday. Sure enough, at around 5PM, EST, the cork came out. Sixteen glasses later, partygoers marveled at the smooth finish, apple-y and peachy notes, and light complexion. I don't know if you can find this elusive beer in the usual Belgian 11.2oz size, but if so, you should snap some up while you can. (If size matters, you can always spring for the 'Boam like we did. Go to Devinos at U and 18th and talk to Bill.)

Abbreviated Final Review: ***1/2

Flying Dog Miscellany

Full disclosure: I'm not a huge FD fan. I think their Gonzo Porter is good. I think their Old Scratch Amber is decent. I think their IPA is hit-or-miss, and I think their Double is too big. As for the rest of their lineup? Don't get me started.

FD had two tastings in the area over the weekend in honor of SAVOR. (which yours truly missed out on because of work. Gah.) People seem to like this s**t. A lot. A tasting at The Reef brought out a huge crowd; same for a similar event at the Brickskeller. I have to believe alot of the FD love is because the brewery is just up the road in Frederick. But here's my problem: if Washingtonians want to rally around a local brewer with potential and pizazz, why not Clipper City? Their work is better, top-to-bottom. And you can really taste the difference. Really. Do the experiment: drive up 270 to Fred and visit FD by morning, then zip on over to Balto in the afternoon for a tour of the Clip City facilities. If you STILL think FD is better than CC, argue your case. I'll hear you out, but it had better be a damn good argument.

One good thing about FD: apparently they have a huge hedge of hops growing outside their brewery during the summer. Are our little guys jealous? I doubt it. They're doing just fine.

What the OS Brewers will be watching this week:
Man V. Wild feat. Will Ferrell
Any and all O's and Brewers games
Supernews on Current
Anything you can think of that we missed

Stay sexy, D.C.

--HH

Baltimore's Crown Jewel/Size Matters

While 1/4 of OSB's staff will be working tonight, and another 1/4 will be out on the town, the remaining half will be at Camden for the debut of Baltimore's newest superstar (Baltimore superstar = oxymoron? You be the judge.) Matt Wieters will assume his rightful place behind the plate tonight, as Chad Moeller has been designated for assignment and Gregg Zaun becomes Wieter's backup and mentor. (Only in baseball can your understudy be your mentor.)

HH wishes best of luck to Wieters, and to the Orioles, who could not be happier to have their stud catcher on board: the last time the Birds had a winning season, the Macarena was en vogue, Monica Lewinsky jokes were novel, and Apple's new gadget was a sleek, user-friendly affair called the "iMac."

Show me what you got

Ah, remember the days when your bottle of rot-gut or vino came in a "fifth?" Well it still can, and often does. But with a proliferation of foreign spirits overtaking the American liquor market--and in honor of OSB's celebration of May 31st, A.K.A. Jeroboam's Day--HH is bringing you, the reader, a refresher on bottle sizes. These sizes apply not only to wine and spirits, but to beer as well. All sizes are based on the metric scale (I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but times have changed, and the 'fifth'--a fifth of a US Gallon--is no longer the standard.) For a more in-depth assay of volumes, consult the wiki.

Demi 375ml./2 glasses
"Demi" is the French word for "half." A demi is a half-bottle.

Standard 750ml./4 glasses
The "Standard" amount for a bottle.

Magnum 1500ml./8 glasses
Twice a standard. Frequently used for Champagne.

Jeroboam 3000ml./16 glasses
Four times a standard.

Franzia 4000ml./21 glasses
Admit it: you wanted to know how many glasses you could get out of a box.

Methuselah 6000ml./32 glasses
Generally speaking, the largest bottle today's consumer will ever find.

Salmanazar 9000ml./48 glasses
All further sizes are named after biblical kings

Balthazar 12000ml./64 glasses

Melchior 18000ml./96 glasses

Melchizedek 30000ml./192 glasses
(The largest bottle ever sold commercially)

While our 'Boam of Augustijn Tripel (review coming on Monday) and its sixteen cool glasses pale in comparison to the Methuselah or the Balthazar, we're quite proud of it nonetheless. And if the ambitious reader wishes to get his/her hands on a 'Boam of their own, they can skip on down to Devino's at U and 18th and talk to Bill.

Happy Weekend. Posts resume on Monday.

-HH